Pink Phenix Investigations Will Solve The Case
Bothersome Pink Pests of the Web, Unltd
Spam, Chronic Fatigue, Manure
When you have a hard case, you need a hard-boiled detective. Not any detective, you need someone up there with Insp. Clouseau -- utterly unstoppable, at least until the funding runs dry. Impossible to mislead. Determined to get that pink message out no matter what.
No evil-doer's mailbox is safe from pink pile-ups when you have the right detective!
When you need a determined detective who is into pink mail, you probably need Carl Mason --